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99 Of The Most Degrading Sex Acts: “‘Donkey punch, teabagging, Cleveland steamers… you know these, but there are so many more highly degrading sex acts that you probably haven’t tried. Or you have tried but you probably didn’t know they had a name. Here’s 99 of the most degrading.’ — I practically invented #22 and almost got in trouble for doing [...]“
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20. The Bismark – Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and jism together.
21. Jelly Doughnut – A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
22. Woody Woodpecker – While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
23. Tossing salad – Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc
24. The Fish Eye – Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
25. Tuna Melt – You’re down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it’s her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
As a result of Nintendo’s loss in court to a Texas-based company called Anascape, the judge ruled that all sales of the Wii Classic Controller and the GameCube controller need to be temporarily halted until funds can be placed into an escrow account. What’s the impact on you, Joe or Dan Consumer? Starting today, July 23, all sales of those controllers AND GameCube systems will be placed on hold, meaning that you should really try and find a place to buy these accessories now if you need them soon. On the bright side, Nintendo’s Nunchuck controller isn’t affected by this ruling about analog sticks, so you’re safe if you just want to play Wii games. [1up via Kotaku]
Luella McAdoo is a longtime family friend of the victim, according to Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis.
On April 5, the man’s mother left him in McAdoo’s care while she ran errands. When she came home at about 6 p.m., she found her son performing oral sex on McAdoo. The woman told McAdoo to go home, then she called police because her son, 34, does not have the ability to make a decision about sex on his own, Davis said.”
Liquid Virgin is supposed to be a ‘Vaginal Contracting Lubricant’, although ‘lubricant’ has more to do with the usage instructions than the effects. Contains alum, which is the ingredient found in persimmons that makes you pucker up. It’s used in pickle brine. I’m not advocating its use, because who knows how safe and/or effective it is. The focus on this product in some places has been about the unfortunate emphasis on virginity, and the idea that if a woman’s hoo-ha isn’t as tight as a virgin, then her man is missing out on pleasure. That’s BS. If you buy this stuff for your lady and try to convince her she need ‘tightening’ because she’s far removed from virginity, she may go along with it to avoid confronting the real issue -the fact that your equipment is, um, small.
When Danica attacks: “IRL racing league and GoDaddy spokeslady Danica Patrick had some choice words on Saturday for Milka Duno, the other female racer in the series. Seems Milka was doing some aggressive driving during practice which Danica didn’t like. It was a confrontation that Milka wins by a more then a few car lengths.
Octopus with 96 tentacles: “This octopus has 88 extra tentacles. The rare specimen is on display at the Shima Marineland Squarium. From Pink Tentacle:
The preserved octopus actually has the normal number of 8 appendages attached to its body, but each one branches out to form the multitude of extra tentacles. Apparently there is no theory that fully explains the surplus tentacles, but they are believed to be the result of abnormal regeneration that occurred after the octopus suffered some sort of injury.
As a result of Nintendo’s loss in court to a Texas-based company called Anascape, the judge ruled that all sales of the Wii Classic Controller and the GameCube controller need to be temporarily halted until funds can be placed into an escrow account. What’s the impact on you, Joe or Dan Consumer? Starting today, July 23, all sales of those controllers AND GameCube systems will be placed on hold, meaning that you should really try and find a place to buy these accessories now if you need them soon. On the bright side, Nintendo’s Nunchuck controller isn’t affected by this ruling about analog sticks, so you’re safe if you just want to play Wii games. [
