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Steve Ballmer talks Microsoft phones, sparks Zunephone rumor

Posted by jolemite on July 25, 2008

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This quote from a recent Steve Ballmer memo is being flung around gadget blogdom as potentially hinting at the reality of the long-rumored Zune Phone:

We’re changing the way we work with hardware vendors to ensure that we can provide complete experiences with absolutely no compromises. We’ll do the same with phones—providing choice as we work to create great end-to-end experiences.

I’m not really buying it. The theme of Ballmer’s email is the difference between Microsoft (choice) and Apple (end-to-end). Microsoft certainly does do things end-to-end with the Zune and 360, but this email was ostensibly about choice, and the preceding sentence makes clear that he’s talking about how they work with hardware vendors. This seems to be nothing more than a vague promise about continued improvement to Windows Mobile on many different hardware platforms, but has been bizarrely catapulted to Zunish zeitgeist by yesterday’s blog meme of mszunefan lasering off his corporate branding tattoos.

Or one, at least, hopes so… Microsoft must, at least, have the sense not to infect a possible iPhone competitor with the disastrous Zune branding.

Update: unwired has another Zunephone rumor, filled with unremarkable predictions like ‘It will run on Windows Mobile 7.’

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer’s Full Memo to the Troops about New Reorg [All Things D]

Image: Zunescene


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Zune man annoyed with MS, to get rid of tattoos

Posted by jolemite on July 24, 2008

zune_tattoo_1.jpgZune man annoyed with MS, to get rid of tattoos: “Mszunefan will no longer be welcoming us to the social.

The Zune fanatic who inked himself with the music player’s logo and motto is sick of them and plans to obscure them with fresh artwork. This from a post he wrote to Zunescene’s forums, titled ‘I am done with the Zune…covering up my tattoos:’

I am done. I have had the Zune since day 1 and have noticed little improvement. I have tried my best to support them every step of the way but the recent Xbox Live announcement at E3 made me lose it. To not include Zune Marketplace or the ability to load videos from Xbox Live to your Zune made me finally give up. I am in the works of figuring the best way to get a new tattoo to cover the logo on my arm. Thanks for all the harsh comments and you will see very little of me anymore.

Dealing with the Zune ’spastic swastika’ logo should be easy enough, but how do you obscure text?

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