Shigeo Tokuda: 74-Year-Old Porn Star | Bitten and Bound

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Shigeo Tokuda: 74-Year-Old Porn Star
Posted on: July 28th, 2008 by: Andrea
 
Shigeo Tokuda, a former travel agent, is enjoying his ‘second life’ after retirement.  74-year-old Tokuda is a porn star.

‘I retired and didn’t have anything to do,’ says Tokuda, a former 9 to 5 travel agent. ‘This is my second life. I don’t know how long I can keep living, but I want to enjoy the rest of it.’

Gaichi Kono, an adult video director who has worked with Tokuda, says the actor is a superstar in his generation. ‘He encourages older people to think, I can do this because that old man can do this.’

Ruby Productions, the Japanese company that produces Tokuda’s movies, says it is targeting the elderly audience and is considering selling videos in retirement homes.

The adult film star, who lives with his wife of 44-years and their daughter, uses the screen name Shigeo Tokuda and prefers not to disclose his real name because his wife and daughter have no clue he has starred in ov”

(Via Bitten and Bound.)

Looks like the venerable tradition of Japanese … [Videogames]

Looks like the venerable tradition of Japanese … [Videogames]: “Looks like the venerable tradition of Japanese tentacle porn isn’t just confined to dirty manga or the occasional video clip anymore—you can now enjoy all that hot slithery action on your Nintendo DS screen too! We’re still holding out for someone to create a Wii version using motion sensors and a balance board for that extra added touch of realism, however. Just think of all the calories you’d burn off trying to escape from your virtual octopod paramour’s evil clutches … (kotaku.com)

(Via Fleshbot.)

Love Is Out There… Even For Zombies

Love Is Out There… Even For Zombies: ”

They say there’s someone out there for everyone — and if Zombie Harmony has its way, ‘everyone’ will also include the undead. Hey, just because you’re a rotting reanimated corpse, that doesn’t mean you don’t deserve a little somethin’ somethin’. (Wasn’t that the whole plot of ‘The Re-Penetrator‘?)

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(Via BOINKOLOGY.)

BOINKOLOGY | Licensed To Bone: The Safe Sex License

BOINKOLOGY | Licensed To Bone: The Safe Sex License: “STFree is working to make one part of that equation easier with their Safe Sex License. Here’s how it works: you sign up for the license, and get your clinic or private doctor to send your results to STFree. Then, when you meet someone you’re looking to bone, they can call up the hotline and verify that, yes, you recently tested negative.”

(Via Boinkology.)

Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online : Behold the ‘Gastrosexuals’

Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online : Behold the ‘Gastrosexuals’: “Are you a man? Do you ever cook for yourself? Do you ever cook for other people? Do you cook for other people who are women you are trying to get into bed? (You’re probably preparing lots of oysters, then, you sly dog!) Do you actually enjoy cooking? If you answered yes to these questions, you might just be a ‘Gastrosexual.’”

(Via Radar Online.)

99 Of The Most Degrading Sex Acts

99 Of The Most Degrading Sex Acts: “‘Donkey punch, teabagging, Cleveland steamers… you know these, but there are so many more highly degrading sex acts that you probably haven’t tried. Or you have tried but you probably didn’t know they had a name. Here’s 99 of the most degrading.’ — I practically invented #22 and almost got in trouble for doing [...]“

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20. The Bismark – Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and jism together.

21. Jelly Doughnut – A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

22. Woody Woodpecker – While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

23. Tossing salad – Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc

24. The Fish Eye – Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

25. Tuna Melt – You’re down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it’s her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

(Via UniqueDaily.com.)

Woman, 68, Accused Of Forcing Sex On Handicapped Man

Woman, 68, Accused Of Forcing Sex On Handicapped Man: “A 68-year-old Tampa woman was arrested today for forcing a severally mentally handicapped man to perform oral sex on her, police say.

Luella McAdoo is a longtime family friend of the victim, according to Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis.
On April 5, the man’s mother left him in McAdoo’s care while she ran errands. When she came home at about 6 p.m., she found her son performing oral sex on McAdoo. The woman told McAdoo to go home, then she called police because her son, 34, does not have the ability to make a decision about sex on his own, Davis said.”

(Via Tampa Bay Online.)

Liquid Virgin

Liquid Virgin: “

Liquid Virgin is supposed to be a ‘Vaginal Contracting Lubricant’, although ‘lubricant’ has more to do with the usage instructions than the effects. Contains alum, which is the ingredient found in persimmons that makes you pucker up. It’s used in pickle brine. I’m not advocating its use, because who knows how safe and/or effective it is. The focus on this product in some places has been about the unfortunate emphasis on virginity, and the idea that if a woman’s hoo-ha isn’t as tight as a virgin, then her man is missing out on pleasure. That’s BS. If you buy this stuff for your lady and try to convince her she need ‘tightening’ because she’s far removed from virginity, she may go along with it to avoid confronting the real issue -the fact that your equipment is, um, small.

(Via YesButNoButYes.)